Sometimes I get convinced to freestyle.
This would be the end result.
I should probably turns this into a spoken word piece.

*ding dong*

Man...
I can't answer the door
I'm stuck in the crapper
Ringin' the bell furiously won't make me answer any faster.

I'm like grunt grunt puuush
Nothing's coming out
I'm straining too much
I'm about to scream an' shout
"Heeey yo!
I'll be out there in a bit.
I just find myself sitting here
Dealing with some shit."

But man
Why's this gotta happen to me?
It's supposed to be a first date
With this queen beeeeeee
Cup princess
I want to be outside talkin' 'bout her dress
Her curves on display, she's almost spillin' out
Miracle wonder bra pushing out

Her breastesses
Oh yes indeedy
You know the way they jiggle's guaranteed to please me

But damn
I've only heard one splash
I'm starting to wonder now if there's a problem with my ass

Roll Roll
Rip Wipe
I decided to stop halfway and begin our night
Flush Swirl
Here we go
I'm good to go, ready to impress this girl.

Hold up wait
Is there a draft in here?
I take a lil' moment to make my mind clear
My taxes are paid an' my oven's off
A few seconds later I let out a scoff
Is this the type of guy you're looking for?
I forgot my pants were still on the floor.

One leg Two leg
Button up
Ziiiiip
Holla at cha boy looking all hip
Tie's set
Hair's great
Hell yes this man is worth the wait

Open the door
"Hey hon how you doing?"
"You all ready to begin our night of wooing?"
Yes is her reply as she let's out a smile.
I can't help myself from thinking I really like her style.
Which makes me down to follow her night's demands
Just wish I could remember if I washed my hands.
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Yea.
I'm blanking on a possible title.